Sunday, August 22, 2010

Desert Island List: Top 5 DVDs (movies)

In a series of Desert Island lists, I will be doing the Top 5 of whatsoever as it comes. I welcome you kind gentleman and gentleladies to contribute your very own Desert Island lists and suggestions for further lists! Enjoy! (DISCLAIMER: Each list is a standalone list that has nothing to do with the previous list)

This edition is the Top 5 DVDs (Blu-Rays) I would bring with me to a desert island. It's only movies, and not including TV shows. There will be another list for TV shows. This also raises a weird question, why would I be carrying 5 DVDs at the time of getting stranded on a desert island? I guess that's one for the ages. Here we go:

1. Top Gun -- What's there not to like? Man of all men Maverick flying fighter jets and getting the woman all while riding into the danger zone. The movie's known for classic lines like "You're dangerous, but I like you... You can be my wingman any time!"

2. Shaun of the Dead -- Simon Pegg at his best as an average guy who saves his friends from the zombies. Hilarious British humour with subtle punch lines and delivery.

3. The Bourne Ultimatum -- The first two were good movies, but the third one was in a class of its own. Matt Damon, a terrifically underrated actor plays the part well of a man with a chip on his shoulder that you shouldn't mess with, no matter what the circumstances. Espionage and action at its best, not to mention a good storyline.

4. 40-Year Old Virgin -- best comedy movie ever. Nothing tops this. Steve Carrell's breakthrough role and awkwardness all-round. "Feels like sandbags." Also if I'm stranded on an island, I might end up channeling my sexual energy into knowing that guy went 40 years (fictionally).

5. Juno -- Quick quips and sarcastic deadpan humour at its best. Good jokes, a feel good story. Also contains some of my favourite actors (okay really 2 actors from my favourite show "Arrested Development"). Damn them and their teaser of never being in the same scene together! What a disappointment.

Honourable mentions: Superbad, Fight Back to School 1 (Canto movie), Dark Knight

Next list: Top 5 Books (it'll just be 5 out of 7 Harry Potter books...now which ones to eliminate! jk)

Friday, August 20, 2010

Desert Island List: Top 5 Essentials

In a series of Desert Island lists, I will be doing the Top 5 of whatsoever as it comes. I welcome you kind gentleman and gentleladies to contribute your very own Desert Island lists and suggestions for further lists! Enjoy! (DISCLAIMER: Each list is a standalone list that has nothing to do with the previous list)

Today will be the essentials, the things you need to survive. Things you can't live without , things you need to stay sane!

1. Toothbrush -- I can't live with nasty teeth
2. Toothpaste -- They really go hand in hand...
3. Machete -- You never know what you're going to run into, could be a wild animal, or just foliage that may get in the way of your daily life.
4. Bug Spray -- Let's be honest, there is nothing worse than bugs. Bugs when you're walking. Bugs when you're sleeping. Bugs when you're eating. Bugs.
5. Soccer Ball -- now I know this sounds cliché but I need something to keep entertained, and a soccer ball would go a long way. Plus I can use it to smack bugs, throw it at animals and even use it as a chair or a pillow.

The next Desert Island List will be Top 5 DVDs.